Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.
And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.
And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.
But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.
So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.
Hussie would though.
So I’m looking through pictures of Alpha Bro to get an idea for his clothes when I notice…
He wears short sleeves.
I ALWAYS GOT THE IMPRESSION HE WORE A SUIT, BUT NO I HAVE BEEN LED ASTRAY.
LIKE I KNOW HUSSIE REUSES SPRITES, AND THAT’S DEFINITELY A THING. BUT HE MADE A CONCIOUS EFFORT TO GIVE HIM SHORT SLEEVES.
WANNA KNOW WHY I KNOW THIS?
ROSE’S MOM AND ROXY’S MOM ARE WEARING TWO DIFFERENT OUTFITS.
He could have given him long sleeves but he diDN’t.
What if Dave is literally wearing Bro’s outfit.
Take a minute to think about this.
yeah but his pants are white so it’s a little different
That’s very true, so it isn’t exactly the same. But it’s also difficult to tell with Hussie where the stylization ends, even Hussie has whited out Bro before in a similar manner.
Yet if I’m being honest there’s something a little fishy about all of the Post Scratch sprites.
They are very undeveloped as opposed to the Beta kid’s parents. They are almost entirely silhouettes save for their iconic features and hairline.
The only people who seem to deviate this trend is Jade and John. Jade, doesn’t even have a fucking sprite (ONCE AGAIN HUSSIE.) We only are given a dead body. But John…
He has a full fledge detailed sprite. He is the only guardian from the Post Scratch universe that has a non silhouetted sprite. (not including dad.)
I have two ideas on why, possibly parallel to each other.
One being the fact that Dirk and Roxy didn’t meet their parents, so they don’t have as detailed of a feel for them as the Beta kids had to their guardians. And while Jake did know his Grandma, he only met her for a short time, and didn’t do what Jane did with John, most likely making him unable to familiarize her the same way that Jade could have with her Grandpa.
The other, being that John was the only one who didn’t have anything to do with the rebellion of the Condense. Rose, Dave, and Jade, both aggravated the Condense, but John kept her surname, as we see with Dad Crocker, and Jane Crocker.
(So maybe it’s a conspiracy, oooh. Out of sight out of mind, as the saying goes.)